Good News, Bad News

It just struck me amusing today!!!
I saw the headlines today (online) and they seemed all like individual puzzle pieces that when completed, spelled FUNNY!!!
Here's a few [with some justification/explanation]...

1. BMW presents the NEW X5 to Pope Benedict:




Don't get me wrong on this one please! It was funny, because
a. The POPE never struck me as a "CAR PERSON"!!!
b. That's a powerSUV, not the kind of ride the pope would roll in! I mean gift him a 9-series if you have to, or a Maybach...!!!
c. He needn't go anywhere far with a car! Vatican city is quite small and his overseas trips require an aircraft, which he has!

2. Are Sports Utility Vehicles deadlier than cars:

For all those in the dark, yes that stands for SUV!!!
You know, actualy, i don't want to say anything about this one at all!!!

3. Oprah show, helps FBI nab molestation suspect!!!

AAahahahahahahahhahhaa!!!
This will UP Oprah's ratings??? Or take away her viewers...most of who come with serious problems!!!
Horse****!!!!

4. 9 year old girl pleads guilty for manslaughter!

A 9-year-old pleaded guilty to second-degree manslaughter on Friday, admitting she fatally stabbed an 11-year-old friend after a little feud over a rubber-ball went bitter!!!
MY GOOD GOD!!!!!!! I mean does that drop you jaw or what!!!!!
Why?....... MEDIA: movies, horror-shows, Schwarzzeneger(sp?) films, parental influence, peer influence, psychotic disorder, ugly friend?!, why, why, why??!??!
Who sets the law for these kinds of things, what prison will she go to, her sentence, what do her parents have to say?

Its not humerous funny, its just sad funny...one laughs at this one, just because there's no other emotion!

5. Boy George suspect on narcotics charge!

REALLY?!?!??! WHAT... O.M.G.......!
Look for one of his photos...i mean come on!
HELL YES!...

and lastly, this isn't funny or anything...but i like :)

6. Jessica Biel named Sexiest Woman Alive!

And quite frankly,

I will have to agree :)